Half baked ideas...

Half baked ideas...

Half baked ideas...


Millie, Badly Drawn Mum

During my twenties, it didn’t occur to me to make a blackberry and apple pie. The thought honestly never crossed my mind. Yet here I am, peeling and chopping 5,000 apples in the pathetic hope that, one day, my kids will look back and think fondly of my pie. Except what’s more likely to happen is this:

ME (wistfully, aged 85): Remember my special blackberry and apple pie?
EVIE: What’s blackberry and apple pie?
ME: I used to make an amazing blackberry and apple pie.
EVIE: Did you? I don’t remember. Anyway, no one’s eaten carbs since 2033.

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I should have bought a tub of ice cream and saved myself the bother.

- Monday 30th September 2013

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