Kids Say the Funniest Things

Kids Say the Funniest Things

Out of the mouths of babes: our blogger – Millie, Badly Drawn Mum – shares some of her favourite moments of unexpected wisdom from the little ones

A friend of mine told me a great story the other day about her son in a painting class at school...

Teacher: What are you painting, Jonny?

Jonny: God.

Teacher: Hmm, that’s really hard because no one knows what God looks like.

Jonny: Well, they will do in a minute.


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Genius! I love that story so much. Doodling these crazy little moments about what kids do and say was one of the reasons I started the blog. And now that Evie’s really talking she’s coming out with all sorts.

Last night, Dave and I put them down and were having a catch up in the kitchen when Evie in her pyjamas proclaimed, quite sternly to “quieten down” because she needed her “beauty sleep”.

Now I’ve never used that phrase IN MY LIFE. Where on earth did she pick that up?

– Wednesday 8th May 2013

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