Small Talk

Small Talk

Small Talk


Millie, Badly Drawn Mum

So during our Easter festivities I bumped into an old friend I hadn’t seen for ages and was greeted with the dreaded question:  “So what have YOU been up to?”

My mind immediately went blank. The only thing I could think of was the time I chased Tom round the kitchen on my hands and knees with two breadsticks in my mouth, pretending to be a walrus.  Too weird.  I reckon there are three ways you could answer this question:

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  1.  The Fantasy - “Well Evie has just finished her Maths degree - yes I know, she’s VERY advanced, and we just sold one of Tom’s paintings for £100,000.  Yes that IS our sports car parked over there, Dave bought it for me on a whim having been promoted to Head of Everything at Important Company International.  Oh thank you, I HAVE lost two stone without trying.”
  2.  The Reality - “Well I am trying to go to the gym more but what with an ironing mountain the size of the Matterhorn, Evie’s spelling homework and remembering to worm Rita, I just haven’t found the time.
  3. The Obvious - “Oh, you know, this and that.  What about you?”

Which one would YOU choose?

- Thursday 17th April 2014

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